We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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