You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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