Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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