32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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