Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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