Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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