The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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