real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
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He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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