Moan for me like Helen Keller
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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