His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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