I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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