his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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