He felt like a one man threesome
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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