Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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