Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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