Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day â¤ï¸
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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