im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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