Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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