You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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