I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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You're a waste of cheezeits
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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