I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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