they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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