Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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