Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
You smell like stripper and shame
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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