is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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