Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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