weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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