I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I have aggressive nipples.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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