that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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