there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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