I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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