people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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