Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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