I heard we made out
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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