So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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