Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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