so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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