Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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