I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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