idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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