What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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