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Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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