I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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