The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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