Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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