i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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