Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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