You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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