I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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