I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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